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How not to review

I checked my email a little while ago and received a whole bunch of notifications from fanfiction.net saying that there were reviews on my short story collection A Teacher and a Housemaid. "Ok, that's weird," I thought, because no one reads those. So I go to ffnet and look through the reviews. They were all left by a Guest, and while the first couple were more than five words long, they quickly degenerated. I plan to delete them all soon, but they were strange enough that I wanted to record them here for posterity. Enjoy!


(Stories listed in the order they're listed on ffnet, which is narrative chronological except the most recently-written one is last, so you get the full effect of the comments.)



(Hm, maybe I should hire this person to write my story summaries. "This story is full of pronouns and describes how wet paint feels.")

(I should note, all of these reviews were left about 1-3 minutes apart. Pretty darn fast reader considering most of these are 2000+ word stories. He didn't understand "A Proper Doctor" at all.)


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