(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Peter the Twelfth Doctor
Had a pretty shaky start.
He had to question if he
Was a good man at heart.
His chosen friend was Clara,
A perfect match, you’d think.
She couldn't choose between him
And the teacher Danny Pink.
Disdainful, mocking, very rude,
His insults sometimes bite.
But though he often would disgust,
He’s still the hero who we trust.
His story's still unfolding,
As he looks for Gallifrey,
Trav’ling in his police box,
And we are going to go his way.