(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Matt the Eleventh Doctor,
The youngest of the Docs by far,
He had a manic manner
That people thought was so bizarre.
To Amy he was devoted
And so she also was to he.
He was realized from nothing
Solely from her memory.
He died at Silencio
Killed by River Song.
River then became his wife.
Yes, that’s the order of his life.
Foes would often disregard him
Because he always played the fool,
But he’s still our greatest hero.
Always think: bowties are cool.