(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Chris the Ninth Doctor
Was very scarred by the war.
He was rooted in the present.
His past he wanted to ignore.
His best friend was Rose Tyler.
His first word to her was “Run!”
She would show him hope and promise.
His closed heart would come undone.
Down ‘neath Utah’s desert sands,
A Dalek fueled his rage.
She saw the lonely Dalek’s plight
And helped the two souls see the light.
The Vortex would kill Rose so he
Freed the Bad Wolf energy.
Rose was just so fantastic,
And you know what? So was he.