(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
John the War Doctor
Was born out of dire need.
The Time War had dragged on so long,
It was time to intercede.
He spent his decades fighting
On the front lines of war.
When the second city’d fallen,
He decided then, no more.
The Moment took him on to see
The men he would become.
They neutralized the two Kates’ threat,
So many saved by his regret.
His future and his past selves joined him,
To hide Gallifrey away.
He reclaimed the title “Doctor”
On that bright and shining day.
