(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Paul the Eighth Doctor
Was reborn in the U. S. A.
He shared the first on-screen kiss
With Doctor Holloway.
He didn’t get much screen time
Having only had one show,
But he was the longest Doctor
In the books and audio.
He would travel with C’rizz,
Charley, Tamsin Drew.
Gosh, his timeline’s so complex.
He’s not the one that we expect.
He fled the growing Time War,
Didn’t want to join the fight.
Then shunned the name “the Doctor,”
And he chose the warrior’s might.