(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Colin the Sixth Doctor
Had a mane of bushy hair,
And a motley costume
That made humans stop and stare.
Arrogant, brash, and stubborn,
He often could his friends offend.
He was the worst to Peri,
She trusted him in the end.
The Time Lords brought him back to trial
Because he interferes.
The shady plot he tried to halt,
Turned out it’s the Council’s fault.
Later, he traveled with Mel,
And others like Evelyn.
An attack from the Rani
Regenerated him again.
