(sung to the tune of "Away in a Manger")
Away in the TARDIS
A bride just appears.
The Doctor is startled,
says she can’t be here.
Her parents and boyfriend
Are starting their search.
The Doctor and Donna
Head back to the church.
The bride sees the blue box.
She cannot believe.
A robot cab santa
Kidnaps her and leaves.
A motorway rescue,
The Doc tries to do.
Then Donna jumps to him
And upwards they flew.
Return to the party,
But robots attack.
The answer’s at Clements
So they must go back.
The lab’s in the basement,
Way under the town.
The bad guy’s a Racnoss,
She finally beams down.
She’s drilled to the center
Of the humans’ world.
The Doctor asks why and
Flees with the bride girl.
They view the Earth forming
From space dust and rocks.
The Racnoss ship’s buried,
They see from the box.
The spider queen needs a
New key for her plans.
She cuts a brand new one
From poor traitor Lance.
The Doctor returns to give
Racnoss a choice.
Refusing, now kill him,
She says to her boys.
The Doctor has pockets
That hold a control.
The robots fall silent,
The queen fails her goal.
The bombs break the walls
And the Thames floods the hole.
Then Queen flees but Saxon
Destroys her ship whole.
It’s Christmas! The Doc
Covers Chiswick with snow.
She asks him to dinner
But he just says no.
He asks her to travel but
She stays at her home.
She tells him he really
Should not be alone.
